By David Scott
Boston Sports Media

11:10 p.m.

• Is Deron Williams Tayshaun Prince? Or vice versa?
• Jawad has been Jawawesome, eh?
• Sox win last night? Any one?
• Long Trail Ale time.
• Ahhhhhh. The Mountains of Green.
• Trying to do an all short items entry for your reading pleasure.
• Not working.
• Okay, now it is.
• . . . And they say I’m unreadable? Hah!
• Percy the Dog would attack the fruity Burger King too. Fo’ real.
• Is it ‘Revenge of Batman’ or ‘Star Wars Begins?’
• Mitch is what, 28?
• Mitch needs to rent a car at 28?
• Mitch has issues.
• I just wanna say, Thanks for reading. . . Mom.
• Terrmel Sledge for MVP. Seriously.
• “I look forward to going to work everyday,” says a guy in the Monster ad.
• Isn’t he unemployed? Ergo, lying? Hire him, for sure.
• Two-to-one PIP (points in paint) should mean you win. Let’s see. . .
• I’m taking Michigan State tomorrow night even though I can’t name a player
• And I only know the coach by sight. Ditto for Baylor.
• We’ve got a classic brewing.
• I just picked up MY fourth foul. Jeeeshh.