By David Scott
Boston Sports Media

1:54 p.m.

• We’re thinking about abandoning Draft Coverage and starting NFL Europe blogging. Probably means more in the grand scheme of things. Frankfurt and Hamburg are battling to get to .500 – both entered at 1-2.
• MBPB has now gone deep into the Globe’s draft board and is using the Keyspan pen to cross off the drafted. This is getting serious now. “I like it when Stern announces the picks better,” said MBPB.
• Berman calls Merrill Hoge, ‘Hogey Sheik’ and we think: “He’s still got it.”
• The Purple Viking did not impress MBPB – “It’s the Draft, not a game – why is he dressing up Davey? Even for a game, it’s questionable.”
Sadly, he’s got to go plant rose bushes, so the MBPB humor portion of the day will be departing. He vows to call in with any other witticisms.
• I’m hiding the Afikomen early today – that way I won’t even be able to remember where it is.
• Pacman got the “walka, walka, walka” from the Seaside Shanty’s peanut gallery, which also included the Postal Worker who bravely delivered the Hull Town Warrant for Town meeting.
• ESPN rookie, guest analyst Torry Holt said Pacman has “Allen Iverson heart,” but we always thought Pacman’s heart was more for Ms. Pacman.
• Cadillac’s going to need an Escalade with all them peeps.
• Scott’s Shots’ Draft Correspondent, Yahoo! Sport’s Dan Wetzel is a man of few words – he, like us, believes the Draft is a bunch of hype – but he knows this for sure: “ Ced Benson will be a 25-30 carry a game pro bowler. . . total stud coached by the fine John Parchman of Midland Lee, alma mater of Laura Bush.”
It is Parchman who introduced Wetzel to the Frito Pie in Bag, a staple at Midland tailgates. That’s good enough bloodlines for us to believe in Wetzel’s assessment.
• I need a blog secretary – too much information coming in at one time from multiple mediums.
• “There have been no foreign or high school players taken as of yet, Davey,” said MBPB at 1:26 p.m. he’ll be napping soon, I’m sure of it.