By David Scott
Boston Sports Media

4:21 p.m.

Bro-in-Lou loved the Matt Jones kid and claimed he was completely made into a first-rounder by Sirius, his satellite provider. I believe him.
• The Globe’s third slot editorial today was a breezy acknowledgment of the wide appeal of this NFL Draft (31 millions viewers last year, it cited). It praised the Pats for not using the “scouting services that most other teams use” and then tied it into – inexplicably – “the postwar looting in Baghdad. . .” Please. It’s an over-produced, overwatched crap shoot that the NFL uses to market itself for a two day telethon every Spring. Barely worthy of any editorial page mention, never mind a full third of the space.
• You know another reason why this is a non-event? We get re-run, over-run commercials that were overplayed during the NCAA tournament and are now being re-forced down our throats. Let’s do some debut marketing with this event, if for no other reason than to give Shots some damn material, okay people?
• Great shot of Team Mom McNabb talking to soon-to-be Team Mom Rodgers. And Suzy’s voice over of the shot was right on, you damn haters!
• Whoa – going to get fresh air with P the Dog – need air. . . need. . . air.
• Air helped. But I’m still overDrafted. Ha. OverDrafted.
Sister Stacey and the Super Sub’s Son were busy watching “61*” and were wondering what the Pats have done thus far. “For all your blogging, not a lot of facts, I’m just sayin’,” wrote Stacey (although I suspect S-Cubed might have uttered the actual words).
Listen, people (and family folk), this is COUNTERPART Programming: you watch the event (the Draft, in this case) and you read the blog as you watch. That’s how it works best.
So don’t be watching some weak ass HBO in-house job and think we can provide you some nuts and bolts on where Antrel Rolle went. Turn on ESPN. Go to ESPN.com. Check out Reiss’s Pieces – he’s got some good thumbnail observations. Go to NFL.com. Wherever you get your “news” from. And then come back and immerse yourself in my world.
Understood?
I thought so. And back off the brisket tonight S to the Third – it’s all property of Beefy Boy!
• Pats could be able to get Aaron Rodgers at 32 and wouldn’t that be interesting?